Wednesday, May 18, 2005

"Can you handle my truth?"

Good recap of last night's Brit/K-Fed trainwreck, Chaotic, on TVGasm today...fave line:
"'Can you handle my truth?' Britney then asked. Quite frankly, I can't. Because your truth is retarded."

"...these two make Nick and Jessica seem like Pierre and Marie Curie"

Love it.


Thursday, May 12, 2005

Save the Celebutantes!

Gloryfades does an amazing job today, bashing the Incredible Shrinking Duo, Lindsey Lohan and Nicole Ritchie- rapidly approaching Mary-Kate Olsen/Allegra Versace/famine victim proportions with their bobble heads and jutting collarbones...

Help Save Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Richie.

Hello there,

Right now, all over the world, malnourished celebrities are hurting. They are suffering from starvation brought upon by break-ups (Lindsay & Wilmer, Paris & Nicole) and the strange desire to be able to hide behind street lamps. They lack self-esteem and even the most basic idea of what it means to “eat”. In many areas of LA, 4 out of 5 starving celebrities will die within the next two years.

All that is needed is someone who will look into the eyes of Lindsay & Nicole and say, "Yes, I will help."

Someone like you.

It doesn't have to be this way.

With each passing day, Lindsay & Nicole are finding it increasingly difficult to stay alive. Cut off from eating anything of nutritional value, they are forced to make choices about which essentials they can afford: three peas or a glass of Cristal they'll just throw up later? Choices no one should have to make. Despair takes the place of hope...
Hilarious. With a hint of social commentary...love it.

UPDATE: More pictures of the gruesome twosome here...truly horrifying.


Monday, May 09, 2005

Kids Today

Overheard in NY:

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in beeyotch."

Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?

--1 train
(via Gawker)

Two Wrongs That Make a Right

TVGasm has taken 2 hideous events and created 1 wonderful thing out of them...behold, the Rosie O'Donnell/Pat O'Brien mashup.


Wednesday, May 04, 2005


Does Katie Holmes have (in the immortal words of Ferris Bueller's Day Off) "a scorching case of herpes" or did Tom "I'm SO not gay" Cruise gnaw her face off during their Love and PR Tour 2005? Defamer and Gawker have some hideous images that will make you feel even more ill about America's newest celebrity coupling of convenience...plus her feet are gross too.


Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Oh, the humanity

For those of you who were lucky enough to avoid the Rosie O'Donnell trainwreck Riding the Bus With My Sister, TVGasm has provided some glimpses into what you missed. Let me just preface your loss of innocence by saying that this Hallmark-born piece of crap was literally the most awful thing I have even seen. I don't know what any of these people were thinking when they got involved with this (Angelica Huston? Hello??) and I really, really don't understand why Rosie seems to think that being mentally challenged has to involve a severe underbite and the voice of Kermit the frog. Steve put it best when he said "I am embarrassed to live in a world where this exists"...It's really that bad...well, I'll just let you find out for yourselves...


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