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The Undead


Ugh, Terry Hatcher looks like a corpse....


...and so does Nicole Ritchie, but what's new?


(via D-Listed)
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Wow.

Scientologists are so damn creepy.

He is really out of his tree.

(via D-Listed)
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This is so sick.


Ugh. Lindsey linked to this sick Father-Daughter Purity Ball "

"a memorable ceremony for daughters to pledge commitments to purity and their fathers to pledge commitments to protect their girls."

Then I googled "purity ball" and you would not believe how many there are!!! It's so sick...check out this one:

"The purpose of the Ball is to celebrate and honor the vital relationship between fathers and daughters. It gives fathers the opportunity to commit to God to be a living example of purity for their daughters. Also the opportunity is given to the daughters to commit to purity in their lives or in some cases to renew that commitment."

I love the "or in some cases to renew that commitment". That's for the whores.

This whole thing just makes me queasy....It's got Joe Simpson written all over it.
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"Let Me Explain Why I Am So Distressingly Skinny"

I can't wait for the new issue of Vanity Fair where Nicole Ritchie is going to switch gears from "I don't know what all the fuss is about, I look the same as I always have" to "Yes, I'm skeletal and it's disgusting and I haven't a clue why".

Check out early excerpts of what Defamer brilliantly calls the "Let Me Explain Why I Am So Distressingly Skinny" series, on VF's website:

Nicole Richie tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Leslie Bennetts that her current weight upsets her and she's doing something about it. "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying, 'That's what I want to look like.' I do know that they will, which is another reason I really do need to do something about it. I'm not happy with the way I look right now."

(drawing from Gallery of the Absurd)
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Is this whoopee cushion for real?

Leah and Matt alerted me to the existence of this "GasBGon" fart pillow. It's the weirdest thing ever- I still can't believe it's for real:

The GasBGon flatulence filter seat cushion is a fun, yet serious solution to the embarrassing problem of malodorous gas (breaking wind). GasBGon seat cushions apply cutting edge carbon filter technology to absorb the sound and odor that accompany flatulence. The unique cushioning property combines to form a dual filter technology to muffle the sound and the smell.

And check out the customer reviews on Amazon-they are priceless...

"This is the champion of gas hiding pillows! I work in tight quarters and I eat lunch at my desks usually. Getting up to go to the restroom everytime just isnt feasable as it is down the hall about 30 yards! I feel confident knowing that i can relieve my self at the drop of beef burrito. They should call this a whoopee cushion, because i said Whoopee when i learned it was available! Now I poot like a butterfly, and it wont sting like a bee."

"I have had embarassing flatchulence since i was a young boy. I had one friend that liked the smell. His name was Scott S. But when i got to college, and people heard me crackin corn, they werent impressed with my freaky fragrance. I have tried everything from blaming it on the guiniee pig, to poop juicin' in a pop bottle. I take the butt blaster everywhere i go, in the pick up, to my head injury support group meetings, and even to church PEW..ha ha ha...
Thanks Fart Pillow!
Cory"

"I was skeptical upon first buying this product, but it works great! At one point I actually crapped myself and my girlfriend at the other end of the couch had no idea. I don't even think the dog knew I did it! Without this product I would have been terribly embarassed and my girlfriend may have left me."

OMG who ARE these people!?!?
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Ugh-ly
I love the Fug Girls' post about Met's annual benefit gala, specifically the description of SJP's outfit (at left) because it is exactly what I thought when I saw it:

Um, no. Like, I get that the theme of the ball is "anglomania," but....there's such a thing as being too on point, and of all people, I would think that someone like SJP, who is generally extremely sharp about such things, would know better. There's cleverly referencing something, and then there's ACTUALLY WEARING A COSTUME. And actually, this just reminds me of the episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte and Trey have to gussy themselves up in the MacDougal tartan to go to the Scottish Fling, and Bunny McDougal is very mean to Charlotte about her infertility, and I suspect that wasn't really the point of this get-up. Also, I hate the shoes.

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