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Stars are Blind...Syphilis will do that to you



This story is too funny:

Paris Hilton is furious with Cher’s son for claiming that the two had sex — and that then he worried that he caught something from her.

Elijah Blue Allman, Cher’s son by rocker Gregg Allman, went on the Howard Stern show last week and boasted that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous. Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, said that after the encounter, he became so worried that he might have contracted a disease that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleaner, probably Tilex.

Hilton is “not happy” about Allman’s comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a “sweet girl.”

P.S. How much do you love the pics I found to illustrate this? I don't know WHAT the deal with that Tilex ad is, but I heart the internet!
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This is really messed up.


Check out this email Matt sent me. Apparently MSNBC.com employs some homophobic, misogynistic programmers:

Okay, first I saw the from MSNBC where Ann Coulter insinuates Bill Clinton is gay and calls Al Gore a "fag." I would not be shocked to hear her say that on Fox, but on MSNBC? Chris Matthews is an ass, but I thought NBC had some respectability. Why did Chris Matthews laugh at her little joke and say he'd love to have her on again? Why didn't I hear of this before?

Then I decide to search on MSNBC.com to see if they had coverage of it (an apology...) Search for "fag" on the website and you don't get any info on my friend Ann Coulter. However, the first link is to the Lance Bass coming out story. Where, I might add, the word "fag" never appears, also on the list of links is a story about gay former Gov. James E. McGreevey where the term "fag" does not show up. Another story that shows up in the search is one on Jerry Falwell's failed attempt to sue a gay website, again no "fag" here. Why is it that the search engine would be designed to bring up these stories when searching for the term "fag" ?

I put on my thinking cap ('cause it's late) and came up with the crazy notion that MSNBC must have their search engine geared to pick up stories on minority groups based on the slurs associated with them. So I tried it. I tried slurs for the other usual suspects: Blacks, Jews, Lesbians, Latinos and nothing came up other than stories about people using those slurs. All I have to say is Fuck MSNBC! I am going to write one long and angry letter....

p.s. I totally forgot about women as a group, so i typed "bitch" and only got stories actually used the word. I was almost ready to give up, but tried "cunt" and right there was a story about Cindy Sheehan, which in case you were wondering didn't have the C word in it.

Send this to anyone you know who might care and have them write an angry letter too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might add here that the "cunt" search also brings up a story on Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. Nice, MSNBC, real nice.

Try it for yourself. Just type "fag" or "cunt" into the search engine on their homepage and see for yourself what happens...

UPDATE: MSNBC.com was notified about this several times since thursday 8/24 and yet it still has not been corrected!!!

UPDATE 2: ok, they fixed it as of this afternoon, 8/28. It's about damn time!
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Single Leathery Female
Nicole Ritchie is seriously turning into her stylist, Rachel Zoe. All she needs is few more, botox-free, years of hard partying and sun damage, and the transformation will be complete.
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Paris is Burning

This take on the new Paris Hilton Hello Kitty doll is great...

"... Gallery of Absurdly make Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when dancing in nightclub or showing offness to paparazzi of camera.

Plincess Paris comes with two friends: Crabby and Tinklebell. Tinklebell pup having sadness because she used as fashion accessory instead of like other dogs. Her wishness is to frolicsome in breezy meadow with refresh, but Paris not let her. Crabby live under dress of Paris Hilton and enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine. Paris like to shamelessly show Crabby off and one sees photos of him all over internet if one should look closely with braveness. Wishness of careful feeling of satisfaction beauty? Please buy doll after acknowledgement of scornful. Your dreams come true in spirit of happy vapid."

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This man is disgusting
This article on Joe Francis, the founder of Girls Gone Wild, is facinating and repellent at the same time. If you ever had any doubts as to what a sick, misogynist, date-rapey pigfuck this guy is, I suggest you read this and get back to me.

"Francis has the confidence, charm and sly intelligence of a back-slapping fraternity leader. He can be persuasive, to a degree, when he argues that "Girls Gone Wild" is just something that gives a good time to all. On the plane, his feet kicked up onto the seat in front of him, he turns to me and ponders what kind of footage his crew will gather that night. He hopes the girls will be pretty, he says. Pretty and wild. He says he loves women, is crazy about them. But sometimes it doesn't sound as though he is. The words he chooses, the stories he tells—they make a different point."

I totally agree with this. He doesn't love women at all - he's the type of scum that coerces girls to take off their clothes and then laughs at them for doing it.
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